Proposal: instead of creating fantasy names by inventively misspelling real names, create fantasy names by cutting real names in half and stapling them back together with mismatched counterparts. e.g.:
I’m
a Stormtrooper. Like all of them, I was taken from my family I’ll never know. And
raised to do one thing. In my first battle, I made a choice. I wasn’t going to
kill for them. So I ran, right into you. You looked at me like no one ever had.
I was ashamed of what I was. But, I’m done with the First Order. I’m never
going back.