half-ace:

concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.”

egg-in-the-basket:

me: I should shower! it will energize me
me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p

jedihighcouncil:

get nathan an “i timetravelled and all i got was this grown ass man putting fridge magnets on my winter soldier arm” shirt 

blurrymarina:

but deep down all you want is love

the pure kind we all dream of 

homewrecker - marina and the diamonds

black-bolts:

MARVEL COMICS MEME — FIVE FEMALE CHARACTERS (5/5)

↳ BETSY BRADDOCK (PSYLOCKE)

It isn’t the morality of the mission that frightens me.. it is my elation at the opportunity to repay these devils.

drisrt:

L I Q U I D S 

★Insp★

greelin:

what’s the heterosexual explanation for wistfully/fondly saying “you remind me of my wife” after applying lip balm, like i’m just curious how that can be interpreted as like. straight

julianbashir:

julianbashir:

i wanna draw….what should i draw

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

mithriil:

Before you came along, we Bagginses were very well thought of.

mithriil:

I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.