writer: *kills all my faves*

me:

firesigh:

god i love girls and women and also titties, and fruit

billandteds:

• bill and ted’s excellent adventure: are you more of an optimist or pessimist?
  
• back to the future: which decade in the last century would you most have liked to live in?
• the breakfast club: which high school stereotype do you fit into best?
• ferris bueller’s day off: what’s your guilty pleasure?
• footloose: who did you last dance with?
• the goonies: what was the last thing to make you laugh?
• the outsiders: why is your best friend your best friend?
• the lost boys: would you rather be immortal or objectively beautiful to everyone?
• labyrinth: what’s the relationship with your siblings like?
• the karate kid: when did you last have to work really hard to achieve something you’re proud of?
• stand by me: why did you last go on a road trip?
• pretty in pink: what’s your signature ‘look’?
• drugstore cowboy: which historical figure most spikes your interest?
• ghostbusters: where were you when you watched your favourite movie for the first time?
• sixteen candles: at which age do you consider a person to be mature?
• dirty dancing: where were you when you first heard your favourite song?
• better off dead: why did you last laugh so hard it reduced you to tears?
• heathers: did you apologise the last time you were unreasonably mean?
• parenthood: is there anyone you’re not biologically related to that you consider ‘family’?
• permanent record: where were you the last time you told someone you loved them?
• st. elmo’s fire: what’s one piece advice you would give to someone two years younger than yourself?
• dangerous liaisons: which language would you most like to learn?
• rumble fish: who do you look to for guidance in times of need?
• e.t.: what’s one ‘weird’ feature that you love about yourself?
• young guns: what’s one style that you love on others, but would never try yourself?
• oxford blues: why did you last pretend to be something you’re not?
• dead poet’s society: the last time you made a decision that everyone around you told you not to make, how did it work out?

baby boomers on facebook writing articles about how mobile phones are making kids depressed while completely ignoring the complex underlying additional factors involved:

i never knew the “are we human? or are we dancer?” meme was from a killers song

darthdpool:

negasonic teenage warhead: “we’re girlfriends” “she’s my girlfriend”

me:

me: opens tumblr

you all: i want to fuck a SHADOW MONSTER

me: closes tumblr

validmogai:

Thot pride flag - For those who are thots

jakemorph:

me: *rocks up at Maccas*

counter bloke: oi mate what ya want ay

me: hmmm… what should i bloody get. ol mate chrazza, fuck should i order?

ol mate chrazza: get the fuckin whopper deal bigfella. you’ll need the strength to wrestle crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously

me: aw fuck yea dickheads right as usual