sometimes u just gotta pass out in a warm pile of laundry fresh from the dryer. and thats what self care is all about.

letitiawrights:

What did I do to piss off a grumpy old fucker with a Winter Soldier arm?

Deadpool 2 (2018) dir. David Leitch 

humanoidhistory:

ON THIS DAY: The rings of glorious Saturn, observed by the Voyager 2 space probe, August 17, 1981.

deohsogay:

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

captainsblogsupplemental:

miserablemccoy:

captainsblogsupplemental:

Just 12 years of television left. Hope it’s good.

op is living in 2028 

I’m so mad at myself right now

gordons:

pyrlspite:

reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

I don’t have friends

i hate it when people ask me “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

ameriqan:

i want to be a professor and lecture nonsensically for a few hours every day and give students vague essay prompts and read them all and laugh but still pass everyone while i slip some bourbon into my metal coffee mug that doesn’t actually have coffee in it wearing a button-up and vest with no tie but nice jeans and hella expensive shoes that i bought because i have tenure and im never losing my job

trustme-im-a-pirate:

mindblownie:

annabellioncourt:

idrils:

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

#reality is an illusion

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”