misselizabethbennets:

_{“In a great hall with pillars hewn out of the living stone sat the Elvenking on a chair of carven wood. On his head was a crown of berries and red leaves, for the autumn was come again. In the spring he wore a crown of woodland flowers. In his hand he held a carven staff of oak.”}

haiku-robot:

petties-anonymous:

garashirs:

none of us trek fans share the exact same opinions on what the mirrorverse is like but i’m glad the one thing we can all seem to agree on is that it’s Really Fucking Horny

I read shrek instead of trek and was really worried for a few seconds

i read shrek instead

of trek and was really worried

for a few seconds

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^Haiku^{^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.}

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gplusbfics:

If Garak had had longer hair, he would have tossed it as he turned around.

thatreallyawkwardpotato:

validmogai:

Cowboysexual - sexual attraction only to cowboys

What in sexual orientation

c-bassmeow:

Ok but … seriously this is the new rule for 2018 and beyond.

flurgburgler:

Finrod commission for @quinngreyy

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razors-n-roses:

ghoulalert:

BFU Moodboards 1/?: The Unexplained Phoenix Lights Phenomenon

“Whats the gamble? They’re clearly more advanced than us.”

illegaluturn:

i wish i could be an illiterate 16th century milkmaid but alas. i don’t have the tits

princecaspians:

#your army?? #do you know how hard it was to convince them to trust me? #you abandon narnia and come back to open arms?? #my uncle and his men want me dead #let me have this one thing #it’s been a rough week #…please