misselizabethbennets:

_{Truly songs and tales fall utterly short of the reality…}

marisatomay:

what a beautiful day to be uselessly gay

neornithes:

one of my other favorite things that happens in ds9 is when they introduce Lenara and are talking about how the Kahn symbiont lived a nice normal life as a shuttle pilot’s wife, changed hosts once, and now lives a nice normal life as a classy physicist. and during that same period of time Dax burned through like 3 hosts (including one murderhost), became the victim/subject of a massive Trill conspiracy cover-up, became best buds with the Klingon Empire, burned a lot of shit down and/or fucked a lot of shit up (as Curzon), discovered a wormhole full of gods, and had sex with every humanoid species in the quadrant (as Jadzia)

(you just know that everyone on the Trill homeworld calls Dax ‘the party symbiont’ with varying shades of admiration and/or disgust and/or exhaustion)

black–lavend3r:

mamoru:

black–lavend3r:

existentialcrisisetcetera:

Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like “I’ll shred your shoes” or “I’ll fill the lobby with sand”

it’s all fun and games until you forget to filter yourself and are now known in the office for threatening to steal people’s teeth

sorry, you what?

i work for a game developer so we have playtests and i was on voice chat with my team and this one dude made an absolutely goddamn atrocious pun so i told him “im going to steal your teeth” and it turns out people remember when you say things like that out loud

spiletta42:

ral-across-the-universe:

A new day is dawning.

A fresh sun is lumbering up over the edge of the horizon.

It must be intimidated. Show it you are not afraid. Open your mouth and

S  C  R  E  E  C  H

This post was clearly written by my neighbor’s rooster.

thisisnotahetship:

Every exchange between Spock and Scotty is an endless source of joy.

thesocialnetworkost:

raleigh is in the lab one day and hears newt say “i put the bi in biology!” and he’s like “ha ha cool, man. it’s great that you’re so comfortable with your sexuality” and hermann is just like “please don’t encourage him. that’s the first thing he says when he walks in here every morning and at least 20 more times before the day is over.”

ofuhura:

"Treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home."

boromirapologist:

“In my own way, I c a r e d for Jean as much as y o u did.”

Jean and Ororo in Uncanny X-Men Issue #114 (1978)