gangsters-wife:

i need something romantic to happen to me like right now

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redundant-rhododendron:

So…

You thought you’d get your homework done?

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smodded:

girlfriends

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thesocialnetworkost:

straight writers aren’t allowed to make “pansexual” characters because there’s a 0% chance they understand the nuances of why some people choose to identify with that term rather than another and a 100% chance they have no clue what they’re talking about and are just being biphobic!

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lesbiangonegirl:

Because, that’s what heroes do! 

Thor Ragnarok dir. taika waititi 

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newtongeiszlersuggestion:

hermanngottliebsuggestion:

tendochoisuggestion:

for my birthday all I’ve asked for is gossip

and I’m talking the rlly juicy kind

last week the washing machine on this level was broken, and rather than go to the one on the other side of the shatterdome, newton just set his blender to “mix” and put his articles of clothing in it one at a time

hope this does it for you

it’s called innovation. what did you want me to do, scrub them in the sink on your antique abacus like some kind of 18th century widow ?

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thelesbianmanhater2000:

‘it’s not public money :) they are paying for the wedding with their own money!’

And where does their magic money come from fucknut????? Harry doing part-time round Aldi is he?

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