eldritchsandwich:

probablybadrpgideas:

Do the “One guard always tell the truth, one always lies” puzzle but add

- the guard who tries to lie but messes up and says the truth anyway.
- the guard who tells the truth but in such a smug and condescending way you kind of wanna disbelieve them out of spite
- the guard who only says things that are metaphorically true but literally false
- the guard who only says things that are literally true but metaphorically false
- the guard who lies but while making air quotes with their fingers.
and
-the standard guard who just needed the money and is getting increasingly concerned about their coworkers.

-both doors lead to the same room 
-the guards don’t actually know the right door
-one of the guards is on his break and the other one is resentfully trying to do it solo
-one of the guards is a werewolf and forgot the moon is rising in 1d6 turns
-one of the guards is new and has confused this puzzle with the Monty hall problem
-the guards are labeled for your continence
-the guards are mislabeled for your inconvenience
-the guards ignore their job to try to sell defective fizzy lifting potions from a multilevel marketing scam they fell for
-the guards HATE each other 
-one of the guards has to speak in rime to get into a fraternity and they are very bad at it 

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fishfingersandscarves:

some good good marvel doodles

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arofili:

legolas is basically just a low-budget glorfindel

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lannisten:

Always remember Frodo, the ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.

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lotrdaily:

I can see a lake! And a river. And the Lonely Mountain. We’re almost there!

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lotrdaily:

But if you do, remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

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