mccoysm:

You can settle for a less than ordinary life, or do you feel like you were meant for something better? Something special?

that-one-irish-idiot:

bravadopinfire:

shieldposts:

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

swolerbear:

k-lionheart:

Reblog if you’re a petticoated swashbuckler and would stab a man with a hairpin

honestly I love history that reminds us that the assholes of today are exactly like the assholes of yesteryear

shroom-boi:

garashirs:

okay so i’m a bit drunk but imagine if owning a sword was still a perfectly normal and legal thing to do and everyone customised theirs like you do with phones, like,, you can get a rose gold plated sword or a fancy sheath to hold it like a phone case how awesome would that be

put these onto your sword

oh yeah baby!

techyvegan:

mizoguchi:

pouho:

WHO is he someone please TELL me who this Boy is

That’s Bone Bone the cat!

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you bone bone

gaygothur:

haemat:

things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:

1. im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
2. do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
3. you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
4. i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
5. please dont crawl into my sleeves
6. (sings a duet with a cricket)

7. mosquito lil dude you’re on thin fuckin ice

talongay:

steverodgers:

talongay:

hey is thanos problematic what did he do

he let tony live

oh yikes,,

blocked

me as a dj: *only plays music from the welcome to night vale weather playlist*

lordeboy:

find out your GAY name now!