mirrorfalls:

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

grrrenadine:

Aww, thanks! And requests are actually a lot of fun every once in a while : )

@plattycat

mccoysm:

Her shot’s on her.

sleepysnowfinch:

Green-blooded sonova- 

…aw, who am I kidding.

bobavader:

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

rain-flicker:

baking-accident:

“god i wish that were me” except his eyes are glowing with unimaginable power and he says “god wishes he were me”

cryptic-suggestions:

Treat yourself. Talk to your local undead spirits. Befriend the strange entities hiding within the shadows of your bedroom. Let the strange whispering creature made of eyeballs and dark matter envelop your brain. Become one with your town’s secret underground hivemind. You’ve earned it.

aureat:

I love the kind of tired that comes from a lot of fresh air and a little too much sun