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teamhellnope:

brainbubblegum:

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

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piglet strikes back

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you know what i need??? more myth and superstition in scifi.

give me starship captains like the sailors of old, weathered and wary of the vast beast that is deep space, who religiously keep their own personal traditions and rituals to appease her and guide their ships safely through her vast depths.

give me wide-eyed ensigns eagerly drinking in tales of great creatures of the void, space whales and other more malevolent leviathans, dismissed as tall tales by more cynical cadets who only trust the sense of their own eyes.

give me whispered accounts of ghost vessels, lost long ago in great battles across the universe, populated by a literal skeleton crew.

give me a space bermuda triangle.

give me a universe as cold and unfathomable as the ocean, and no less mysterious and forboding.

38,859 notesPosted at 09:12pm, 05/16/18

lakevida:

kickin off this friday with a great text from my therapist

36,173 notesReblogged at 09:06pm, 05/16/18
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Get To UnKnow The Blogger!

emjaydoubleyou:

anonymously forget something about me

159,561 notesReblogged at 09:03pm, 05/16/18
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imanes:

just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch

41,521 notesReblogged at 09:03pm, 05/16/18
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coldafternoon:

you ever walk past a girl whose perfume smells so good you feel like you finally understand all those old cartoons where boys would fall to their knees when a girl so much as walked by them

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becpng:

i’ve been drawing…newts. all newts. oops all newts.

1,128 notesReblogged at 09:01pm, 05/16/18
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uh oh

63 notesPosted at 09:01pm, 05/16/18

shadetastic:

vichy:

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i think. ok. like. john mulaney and the mcelroys aren’t actually that funny in terms of their improv/the quality of their jokes. there are people with much better written comedy sets and funnier improv, but the way that they deliver what they say it what makes it good. they could read the back of a shampoo bottle and you’d feel like you just heard a joke

this is part of the reason john mulaney gifs aren’t nearly as funny as videos of him. you cant explain why his horse in a hospital bit is funny unless you’ve actually heard him say “IT’S A ĤĤORSE. IN A H́OSPITAL”

This is a good example of people who ARE funny versus a joke being funny. a totally unfunny person can tell an actually funny joke and get a chuckle but a funny person could tell a bad joke and bust someone’s gut. It’s all about confidence and delivery and John and the McElroy’s have that shit down pat.

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arandomthot:

Sometimes the public just isn’t ready

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