cuteautumn:

ITS ALMOST AUGUST ITS TIME TO GET READY FOR HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

sapphics:

some 15 year old on their blog: you know i just think it’s wrong to romanticize things like incest and pedophilia and rape and abuse because it’s bad and people read it and then start to think it’s okay or even romantic

hundreds of 30 year old women about to slam this teen using gifs every two words to explain how writing wincest smut actually relates to free speech:

1dapologist:

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

elrondfucker69:

every time Rivendell has a council meeting it’s called an elrondez-vous

classicdaisycalico:

jellyofthearts:

the most Fun john mulaney fact i’ve learned today is that he had the opportunity to audition for kevin from home alone but his parents said no. 

please take a moment to imagine 7 year old john mulaney as kevin mccallister

*dumps a bunch of toy cars at the bottom of the stairs* S C A T T E R

suchprettypride:

rainbow-femme:

OK but gay country music would go so hard though. Ladies singing about the girl in cut offs sitting next to them in their truck, dudes singing about showing off for the farmers son, bi people singing about how the county fair is hot but it ain’t cause of the heat. 90% of country music could be fixed if we removed the heteronormativity

The other 10% of country music is fine just the way it is cause that’s the 10% that’s women singing about killing their abusive husbands. 

droids:

weepysheep:

“and the universe said…”

i love so much when people forget that this is the end sequence for minecraft