I hardly believe in ghost stories anymore, Captain Barbossa. Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) dir. Gore Verbinski
type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!
type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck
type three: horny
sorry, I forgot one
type four: canon COULD be so good if it wasn’t so straight/white/horny, so I fixed it while holding unblinking eye contact with the creator and mouthing ‘die’
all these great heroes with names like “Arthur The Valiant” and “Edgar The Wise”. who cares. where are all the historical figures i personally can relate to like, idk, Ulthar The Really Fucking Dumb.