playstationstartupnoise:

Hermann Gottlieb, filing his 304th report with the PPDC complaining about Newt’s behavior in the lab, after Newt starts playing the X-files theme anytime someone finishes a sentence:

smarmyanarchist:

smarmyanarchist:

adjective on main

absolutely fucking synonym on main

marisatomay:

satisfactorystucky:

marisatomay:

Ultimate Power Move

grab your opponent by his stupid goatee

This was written by bucky about t. stank

this was written about aang leaving ozai shook and anyone who doesn’t immediately recognize an avatar the last airbender reference needs to remove themselves from my posts

babyspicegf:

*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash

jedifinn:

me, whenever i somehow get invested in another straight ship: oh goddamnit not again

marveladdicts:

^{From the Studios that killed Wolverine - deadpool 2, dir. David Leitch}

bronweathanharthad:

garashirs:

y'all ever have a showstopping, revolutionary, absolutely life-changing idea but you’re not sure if the world is ready for it yet so you have to keep it to yourself?

what?

okay so. hear me out. a roomba…with cat ears.

sewwiththeflow:

Enters my jaeger, naruto runs @ the kaiju 

snarkiwi:

I’m Silkie Iris