playstationstartupnoise:

Hermann Gottlieb, filing his 304th report with the PPDC complaining about Newt’s behavior in the lab, after Newt starts playing the X-files theme anytime someone finishes a sentence:

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smarmyanarchist:

smarmyanarchist:

adjective on main

absolutely fucking synonym on main

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marisatomay:

satisfactorystucky:

marisatomay:

Ultimate Power Move

grab your opponent by his stupid goatee

This was written by bucky about t. stank

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this was written about aang leaving ozai shook and anyone who doesn’t immediately recognize an avatar the last airbender reference needs to remove themselves from my posts

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babyspicegf:

*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash

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jedifinn:

me, whenever i somehow get invested in another straight ship: oh goddamnit not again

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marveladdicts:

From the Studios that killed Wolverine - deadpool 2, dir. David Leitch

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bronweathanharthad:

garashirs:

y'all ever have a showstopping, revolutionary, absolutely life-changing idea but you’re not sure if the world is ready for it yet so you have to keep it to yourself?

what?

okay so. hear me out. a roomba…with cat ears.

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sewwiththeflow:

Enters my jaeger, naruto runs @ the kaiju 

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Your new name is the name of your first pet and your favorite flower

snarkiwi:

I’m Silkie Iris

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