otter-monkey:

🙌🏻🌈🙌🏻🌈🙌🏻🌈🙌🏻

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find out your shitpost URL

celticpyro:

terrible-monster-girl-ideas:

memeseverdie:

klubbhead:

turtrussel:

the-mighty-birdy:

absorbednebula:

mojave-red:

absorbednebula:

ivysdrawingbadshit:

kaitofucks:

memeufacturing:

birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuck

first letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eater

day of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374

Aaaaaaaasmoker420 asdfghjk

Nutshamer666

Goguphobe666

Fuckfucker666

Best one tbh

Shitsmoker666

Dongpuncher69….

Kawaiishamer666

Accurate

Shitshamer666

aaaaaaaaasmoker69

KinkshamePuncher420

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erratticusfinch:

“How can you say to your neighbor, ‘Go outside,’ while you are still extremely logged on? You hypocrite, first log off, and then you will see clearly to not be mad online.” - Matthew 7:4-5

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australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

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sabbacc108:

Details from illuminated manuscripts. Getty Museum, 2018

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socialist-tomfoolery:

A Roman scholar during the Hunnic Invasions and the Fall of Rome: god has abandoned us the world is ending all will perish soon I cry five times every day

Me, fifteen hundred years later, reading about this on Wikipedia in my underwear at 11pm, munching on saltines: fascinating

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armthearmour:

Viking Era Sword, Denmark, ca. 10th century AD.

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koalamb:

→ Silmarillion fancast: 6/ Cykeem White as Fingon the Valiant 
(artwork by Jenny Dolfen) 

Then Fingon the valiant, son of Fingolfin, resolved to heal the feud that divided the Noldor, before their Enemy should be ready for war; for the earth trembled in the Northlands with the thunder of the forges of Morgoth underground. Long before, in the bliss of Valinor, before Melkor was unchained, or lies came between them, Fingon had been close in friendship with Maedhros; and though he knew not yet that Maedhros had not forgotten him at the burning of the ships, the thought of their ancient friendship stung his heart.
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