garashirs:

my absolute favourite thing about all the old star trek series is when the ship unexpectedly collides with something and, due to the lack of sophisticated special effects available at the time, everyone just throws themselves across the set as dramatically as possible

garashirs:

female character: *fights in a blatantly sexualised manner*

logical brain: that fighting style is impractical and degrading and obviously solely intended to appease the male gaze

dumbass lesbian brain: hhhhhh warrior lady big sexy

a-silentguardian:

Forth rode the king, fear behind him, fate before him.
Fealty kept he; oaths he had taken, all fulfilled them.
Forth rode Théoden.

okay siri open tumblr. new post. the reason i can’t reach my phone and physically type this is because i’m dual wielding right now with the two massive swords i bought on the internet. that’s it i just wanted you all to know how awesome i am thank you siri send post.

padawanlost:

Padmay 2018 | Day 07: Padmé Amidala + Orange

peanutworm:

thewildonion:

chiefmilesobrien:

peanutworm:

You, an intellectual: 9+7=16

Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16

Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN

This is literally how I would have done it

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

VALID

donkamatic:

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin