jawas:

adelwood:

jawas:

god i wish i were a nasty little beast with hands like a raccoon or an opossum

but youre already a human

the more i think about it the more i realize that “nasty little beasts with hands” is a perfect description of humanity

baking-accident:

mountain goats emotions:
- mad at your dad in a car
- mad at your partner but not going to talk about it
- general defiant rage against the entire world
- content, but dreading when you won’t be
- paralyzing self hatred
- Bad but can’t really elaborate on it

tariqah:

None of y’all understand lesbian identity and how many lesbians who are nobinary and the like refer to themselves with he/him pronouns like historically, but you think you know all about the LGBT community because you watched 3 episodes of Drag Race. LMFAO

pussypoppinthor:

Loki: so brother, I hear you’re interested in a certain angry, green friend of ours, how intresting

Thor: you fucked the grandmaster

Loki: fair enough, carry on

antikevinfeige:

a weak fool: no one would fuck the hulk

thor:

antikevinfeige:

imagine you get an eyebrow transplant

when you come out of you can’t find natasha

the doctor says “who do you think donated the eyebrows?”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

so we’ve got ABC censoring Black-ish bc they’re owned by the same parent company as ESPN & dont want to fuck with kneeling during football then we have Fox cancelling Brooklyn Nine-Nine, their most diverse and best comedy, to make room for more football

jeffreycombs:

newtbiszler:

jeffreycombs:

headcanon that newton geiszler, known bostonian, uses the words frap and bubbler and passive aggressively calls the military rangers around him staties

hey does anyone know what this says in english 

frap is a milkshake, bubbler is what people call “water fountains” lmao, and a statie is a police officer