pirategf:

newtgeiszler:

pirategf:

newt doesnt watch anime this is non negotiable

we all need to stop godmodding here. you have to tell the truth about newt whether you like it or not

there is no way newt geiszler as a character can even EXIST without being a weeb

just accept it

the knowledge that you’re right vs my urge to project on my fav characters : unstoppable force meets immovable object

pirategf:

me: no fandom (immediately falls in the newmann fandom)

kilarit:

‘H-Hermann, I-I’m so sorry dude.’

‘It wasn’t you, Newton. There is nothing to be sorry about.’ 

capkirk:

You cannot exchange your degree for cash, you cannot have your degree do an audition or interview for you. You cannot eat it. Please, do not make love to it. I think you could probably smoke it, but I wouldn’t advise it.

always-a-pleasure:

LOTR 30 days challenge | day 1: favorite film
“For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end, the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach.”

always-a-pleasure:

lotr 30 days challenge | day 2: favorite character
“It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end… because how could they be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this shadow. Even darkness must pass.”

always-a-pleasure:

LOTR 30 days challenge | day 3: favorite race
“Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.”

always-a-pleasure:

LOTR 30 days challenge | day 4: scenes that make you laugh
“Bilbo, have you been at the Gaffer’s home brew?
No! Well, yes, but that’s not the point.”

always-a-pleasure:

LOTR 30 days challenge | day 5: best use of magic or supernatural gifts
“If I go, Theoden dies.
You did not kill me, you will not kill him.”

always-a-pleasure:

LOTR 30 days challenge | day 6: favorite member of the fellowship
“Tell me, Legolas, why did I come on this quest? Little did I know where the chief peril lay! Truly Elrond spoke, that we could not foresee what we might meet upon our road. Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would have never come, had I known the danger of light and joy.”