me cooking for other people: this needs to be absolutely PERFECT, i’m talking MICHELIN STAR standard here people, if gordon ramsey himself wouldn’t burst into actual tears at the first bite i have failed not only as a chef but as a human being,
me cooking for myself: a little food poisoning never hurt nobody
Ladies Meme » {five/five} women of sci-fi » Leia Organa
Listen, I don’t know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. Okay?
the Narrative of garashir is that any sketchy ~discreet grindr hookup could end up being your future husband, and that’s the kind of starry eyed optimism that we all love about the star trek franchise
listen, i know being on starship on a five-year mission to explore the vast depths of space is like, The Dream, you gotta consider that you’re going to be on the same ship. with the same people. for five long ass years.
captains’s log, stardate - oh, who the fuck even cares. ran into three
of my exes in the cafeteria queue this morning. someone rigged the sonic
showers as a “joke”, so i spent all of beta shift covered in glitter
and confetti - the only upshot to this was that all my colleagues looked
equally sparkly and ridiculous. if i hear one more person singing that
insipid new pop song we picked up on risa, i might just physically harm
somebody. also, the replicator on the bridge is still broken after The
Incident last week, so it only dispenses decaf. am reaching the end of
my tether, as well as my secret supply of instant coffee sachets.
see, this is what i’m talking about. absolute nightmare.
