Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
jesu fucking christi the goddamn theme is heavenly bodies. it’s the roman catholic church. this red carpet should be teeming with grossly ludicrously deliciously opulent drama. WHERE IS THE RELIGIOUS ICONOGRAPHY? WHERE IS THE HERESY? if nobody shows up to the met gala this year dressed like a literal archangel covered in eyes wearing six wings and a triple halo then what is the FUCKING POINT.
zendaya at the met gala makes me feel like i’m a princess of the crown in the 1400s and she’s one of the nights in my guard sworn to protect me and we’ve grown up together and secretly fallen in love but our romance is forbidden because i’ve been betrothed to a prince from a far off kingdom and we can only confess our love to each other in the royal garden by the light of the moon or in dark stone passage ways by candlelight
you know, i love the idea of the met gala in theory… but in practice its really the rihanna/zendaya show and rightfully so cuz these other celebrities just disappoint, you telling me that you get a delicious, wild theme like CATHOLICISM and your first thought is a sparkly dress or a bland tux????!!?? Where is my 14th century pope??? Joan of Arcs??????Nuns???? Why don’t you look like you bout to take over renaissance italy with your banking empire?? You should look like u bout to poison somebody with a gem encrusted ring!!!! Like you about to split from the catholic church and start a war with spain!! this is the one event we plebs get to witness opulence at its grandest, i should feel like an enraged 18th century french peasant when i see your outfit, i should want to guillotine the entirety of hollywood but i aint seen nothin worthy of my guillotine tonight smh
