greenjimkirk:

possible cryptid names for Chris Pine (feel free to add your own): 

• Chris of the Pines
  
• Lesbian-Passing Man From the Deep
• California Overall Man
• Hungry
• Movie (diminuitive of “Monster in Overalls”)
• Krispie (diminuitve of Chris P., of course) of the Overalls
• Sockless Menace
  
• Sockless Lochness
  

jamesttiberius:

because it’s my life goal to enlist, I made myself a poster

thepuppyclub:

Growing up into a woman is tramautizing, but I can’t imagine growing up with the new added nightmare layer that is instagram.

antoinetripletts:

man i wish ‘no’ was a more socially acceptable answer

like ‘wanna come with us’

‘no’

no hard feelings

end of story

instead you either feel guilty for saying no or you have to give a detailed explanation/excuse why you don’t wanna or can’t go somewhere or you end up going anyway

saladsaladnovski:

uniondead:

saladsaladnovski:

saladsaladnovski:

if you take the muffler off your car or motorcycle… just… fuck you

great way to scream out to the world “i am annoying!!! i’m really annoying and i don’t care about other people!!!!”

my dad was an auto mechanic and he once sneaked over in the dead of night and welded a fresh muffler onto the mazda of the local Sound Bully

your dad was a hero

jumpingjacktrash:

howtocan:

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.

scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.

fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.