butchijabi:

listen. theres…….every force in the world telling girls that we arent supposed to be attracted to other girls. everything in my life taught me that wanting another girl was gross UNLESS i wanted them because it would be hot for a man

every force in the universe told me that if i was good enough men would want me, but i had to be good enough first. and if i was, then i should cling to that experience for dear life because it was only a matter of time before they got what they wanted from me and my worth would evaporate. 

but when another girl wants you. when a girl wants you she wants you across space and time. she wants you in spite of everything she was ever taught. she wants you from a place in herself that she may never have been brave enough to let into the light. she wants you from a part of herself so pure and raw that theres no room in that feeling for anything she might have done to push it down

wanting another girl is inherently, deeply pure and inherently, deeply vulnerable. and feeling a girl want me that way changed my whole life

if that feeling is a part of u just know that.. like know that it comes from the deepest, purest, most honest part of your soul. if that feeling is a part of you it means that there is a still deep pool inside you somewhere

doubletranquility:

doubletranquility:

2001-2017: smash mouth is the shrek band

2018: shrek mouth is the pussy eating band

the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke

alteanlance:

i would apologise for anime on main but Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is not an anime it’s the Word of God

pierres-vodka-gut:

frogyell:

vision is basically wired into the internet he’s the only one that would truly understand peter and shuri’s memes

Vision, dying, to Wanda: pull the trigger piglet

Wanda: What the FUCK did you just call me

jenboat:

jenboat:

I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y'all’d'nt’ve'f'i'dn’ve!”

Loki: our cruel and terrible sister, Hela, Goddess of Death, emerged from the unknown and brought upon our land a storm of suffering and chaos, the likes of which have never been previously known to civil creatures

Rocket: anyway this dickhead Taserface threw me in his pirate-ship prison cell lmao it was nasty

marisatomay:

anyway after thanos ruined everything the only way for tony and nebula to get off titan and to earth would be in quill’s ship so just the 2 of them in space sad as all fuck after watching their friends and loved ones be obliterated but they only have 70s/80s bops to listen to and they roll up to earth and rocket hears the tunes and thinks it’s the guardians but it’s just some rich asshole and gamora’s murder sister enjoying quill’s musical selections despite themselves like “waddup everyone is dead but this grief soundtrack is tight as shit”