nice2meatyou:

I wish my pupils were heart shaped

bodyglitter:

me: makes post that literally nobody else could relate to because its unique to my own situation

blog with 4 hypens in their url getting ready to hit the reblog button:

bakuryo:

Minors, please be careful. I can’t stop you from using these memes. No one can. But be aware of who you use them with. If you make a joke of the like with an adult, and they reply pushing the “joke” further – it’s a big red flag. If an adult uses these memes with you, run. If possible, try avoiding using them with adults too - it’s not your responsibility, it’s true. But better safe than sorry.

This also stands between minors of different ages - a 13 year old is a minor. So is a 17 year old. Is it okay for a 17 year old to tell a 13 year old that they’ll be their (insert x/y/z alignement)? Absolutely not. Be mindful of your age gaps, be mindful of the differences in maturity between you. And stay safe.

This is okay to reblog, and I highly encourage it, especially from adults.

thoriffic:

Avengers 4: the grandmaster descends from the sky and bitchslaps thanos. “only i get to choke the emo little twink” he says. lokis dick claps

benepla:

abloodymess:

dabneycoleperson:

wait………….

is THAT what “smash mouth” means?

oh. my. god.

Originally posted by ml1125

lexaproletariat:

thesymbolofpeace:

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

charliedaylesbian:

me and the girls :)

pirategf:

casting director: we need someone to play a man who’s somewhat of an asshole but also very, very gay

burn gorman’s agent: say no more

kaijuphobic:

tendo: I’ve had three coffees. so that’s pretty much equivalent to at least 2/3 of a full night’s sleep. and I just ate a handful of multivitamins so that’s basically like eating, right?

everyone: uh

newt: oh yeah dude totally