tidsource:

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“appropriate, don’t you think?“ will said.”

lieutenant-sapphic:

big-boss-official:

big-boss-official:

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

@joth4joth

atiesh:

scyllaya:

pyrlspite:

I’m the kind of person who wastes inventory space in games carrying around useless items that mean something to me or my character

I can’t sell the useless ornate broadsword that an ancient elf king gave me just before he died from the wounds he sustained in the final battle we fought together.

He was the last of his people! It was his royal sword and he gave it to me to remember him by!

Am I a heartless monster who would sell that for 200 gold? NO! It’s in my bank and there it will remain. Forever taking up bank space.

is there a post for the opposite of this ‘cause if a widow gives me the last memento of her dead husband I’ll fkn sell it right in front of her

ofuhura:

Have you ever watched a star die? 
There's nothing 
beautiful 
about it. (x)

whatthebec:

poqari:

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

callmeoa:

king-dra:

king-dra:

king-dra:

mark fuckerburg

slap your balls and die

at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it

#you hit it twice man

knightleyfans:

Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean.