ouendanl:

merrakie:

ouendanl:

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how does this keep happening

THANK YOU FOR CONVEYING THIS ONE I HATE THOSE

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sammywasabi:

THE RACES AND PLACES OF MIDDLE EARTH → Minas Morgul

A long-tilted valley, a deep gulf of shadow, ran back far into the mountains. Upon the further side, some way within the valley’s arms, high on a rocky seat upon the black knees of the Ephel Dúath, stood the walls and towers of Minas Morgul. All was dark about it, earth and sky, but it was lit with light. Not the imprisoned moonlight welling through the marble walls of Minas Ithil long ago, Tower of the Moon, fair and radiant in the hollow of the hills. Paler indeed than the moon ailing in some slow eclipse was the light of it now, wavering and blowing like a noisome exhalation of decay, a corpse-light, a light that illuminated nothing.

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thecatsaesthetics:

I don’t trust anyone who says “ship and let ship” anymore. 

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darthgalpal:

happy star wars day! today we remember that gay icon luke skywalker and bisexual icon lando calrissian blew up both death stars. you’re welcome, hets.

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sinnerlikedamon:

If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all

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weakenedupdate:

the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.

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sammywasabi:

THE RACES AND PLACES OF MIDDLE EARTH → The Race of Men

The children of Men spread and wandered, and their joy was the joy of the morning before the dew is dry, when every leaf is green.
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sammywasabi:

THE RACES AND PLACES OF MIDDLE EARTH → Mirkwood

Greatest of the forests of the Northern world.
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sammywasabi:

THE RACES AND PLACES OF MIDDLE EARTH → Isengard

There stood a tower of marvelous shape. It was fashioned by the builders of old, who smoothed the Ring of Isengard, and yet it seemed a thing not made by the craft of Men, but riven from the bones of the earth in the ancient torment of the hills. A peak and isle of rock it was, black and gleaming hard: four mighty piers of many-sided stone were welded into one, but near the summit they opened into gaping horns, their pinnacles sharp as the points of spears, keen-edged as knives. Between them was a narrow space, and there upon a floor of polished stone, written with strange signs, a man might stand five hundred feet above the plain.
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incorrect-tolkien:

The Fellowship as Onion Headlines

Frodo: “I am under 18” button clicked for first time in history of internet

Sam: Man hoping people will notice how many folding chairs he’s carrying at once

Pippin: Welcome to T.G.I fridays! May I annoy the living shit out of you?

Merry: Man looks on helplessly as friend tells him story he’s already heard

Aragorn: Man who thought he lost all hope loses last bit of additional hope he didn’t even know he still had

Gimli: Dwarf falls equivalent of ten stories

Legolas: Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who gives a shit about rich, lustrous hair

Boromir: 27 year old lies about every single aspect of his life to keep parents from worrying

Gandalf: Fucking loser at movie all by himself

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