lazyscouts:

someone: how do you feel?

me: thanks for asking I Have No Idea

character: *wipes blood from their nose/mouth*

me:

bechdels:

barbaraskibros:

bechdels:

the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things

Unmarried person spotted.

you seem straight 

cmder:

literally impossible to kill (professionally diagnosed)

that Spring Feeling™ when u walk beneath a blossom tree on a breezy day and u feel like a protagonist in a high school anime

the-night-prince:

It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001, dir. Peter Jackson)

mockingjaykatniss2:

Middle Earth meme | [5/6] friendships ► Frodo and Sam

↳    - I wonder if people will ever say, “Let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring,” and they’ll say, “Yes, that’s one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he, Dad?” “Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that’s saying a lot.”
- You left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam.

darthvcder:

darthvcder:

thor odinson & steve rogers r the most moral and honorable and LOVELY mcu characters and u absolutely cannot fight me on that im right

@marisatomay ive been an absolute fool. a Dumbass. ur absolutely right. peter parker is the third most honorable, moral, and lovely mcu character