dogs99999:

i hate the end of the semester so much! every day im like “ok honey u need to do x y and z or u will nearly fail all ur classes” and then when it comes down to it i’m watching 5 hours of youtube makeup tutorials 

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seasoning-city:

consider: john mulaney is absolutely an immortal but he happens to be a very very young one. i’m guessing he was born in the 1920s and hasn’t aged a day since approximately 1945

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charliedaylesbian:

im a simple pacrim fan. i see the colors in the bone slum scene and i nut instantly

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newtbiszler:

newt: brendon is a better PERFORMER. he carried the whole band from the start with his SHOWMANSHIP and he is the SUPERIOR VOCALIST.

hermann: panic would have been NOTHING without ryan’s poetic lyricism that came straight from his SOUL. Brendon’s recent shit is NOTHING in comparison

stacker: we are literally at war right now

(credits to @thotnewt and @newtgender for their genius contributions)

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thotnewt:

hermann always wears a sweater vest bc this is his only shirt n he has to cover it up

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feriowind:

haven’t really drawn much lately, so here’s Newt with his pet baby monitor lizard 

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finnisjedi:

“I can beat a storm.”

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seaslush:

my friends every time i post a delightful image on discord

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sexualsportswear:

Uploaded to the cloud…sounds like heaven.

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milk-withtwosugars:

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

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