too-bad-too-evil:

Person: you were so quiet when we first met lol

Me: I was analyzing your every move to precisely mold my personality to match with your desires

acapulcosdick:

thotnewt:

iant0jones:

thotnewt:

charliedaylesbian:

thotnewt:

thinking about ….. him …….

consider: burnathan gormanthony

intresting take. consider this : burnjamin gormaton

Burnie Gormanders

Burnis Gortan

Benis

typicalserialkiller:

is this not how this scene went

kittycassette:

👀👀👀

palbuddypoe:

all newt wanted was to fuck a kaiju he doesn’t deserve all this

verysleepymama:

verysleepymama:

Blacl betty appreciation post

Why did this post pick up

thegertie:

extasiswings:

anony-mouse-writer:

The lesson to be learned from Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther: spend more time on sibling relationships and less time on grimdark or bullshit romance plots. It works out much better.

#and also more critiques of colonialism

#and also that parents don’t always lead by example

boromirs:

and even dragons have their ending

credencesbarebone:

I think in his heart, Frodo’s still in love with the Shire. The woods, the fields… little rivers.