myfavoritebisexual:

haz31nut:

petermaximoff:

every avenger: this is my regular name and this is my Super Special Superhero name 

thor: my name Thor

Hawkeye: my Super Special Superhero Name is Hawkeye

Every Avenger: good to see you, Clint

Dr Strange: Hello, I’m Dr Strange

Someone: Okay but what’s your real name?

Dr Strange: *sighs*

garashirs:

concept: a knitwear collection inspired by the patterns of 80s arcade carpeting

thats what im talkin about!!!

sawkinator:

nintenerd64:

nintenerd64:

THREE-DIMENSIONAL ALIGNMENT CHART

x-axis: lawful–neutral–chaotic
y-axis: valid–dumbass–bastard
z-axis: unit–bitch–motherfucker

lawful: for better or worse, one bound to law, order, and retaining stability 
neutral: no general inclination towards good or evil
chaotic: hell raiser of various motives

valid: does their best and tries their hardest, usually for their greater good
dumbass: for better or for worse, clueless. no leaning toward good or evil.
bastard: a dick for the sake of being a dick

unit: gets through their problems and tolerates being wronged
bitch:  gets through but makes a big deal about it
motherfucker:  makes their problems other people’s problems

I present to you… the New Alignment Chart:

marisatomay:

me@my depression on the first truly hot day after winter: I Lived Bitch ✌🏻✨

vivalski:

“ Sir, please, I don’t wanna go ”

thor: *smiles*

me:

concept: a knitwear collection inspired by the patterns of 80s arcade carpeting

leechgrrrl:

reblog this and in the tags put your most cursed saved url if you have one ! mines probably peekinkmutual :)

ksciencegay:

this has probably been done, but tag your star sign and your favorite jaeger