mccoysm:

Sir, my crew was just following my orders. I take full responsibility for my actions, but they were mine, and they were mine alone. If I transmit Khan’s location to you now, all that I ask is that you spare them.
Please, sir. I’ll do anything you want. Just let them live.

pencilscratchins:

its not gay when its in a three way- with a jeanie in the middle theres some lee way

blad-the-inhaler:

maxximoffed:

scotty-summers:

God I hope so

#If Cable And Deadpool Don’t Fuck On Screen Then Why Even Release The Damn Movie (via @remy)

Ryan Reynold’s career wasn’t brought back from the grave for Deadpool to be straight

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

How the rest of the Fellowship sees Gandalf: unknowably ancient & powerful wizard, highly intimidating, must be treated with respect, when he shows up in your kingdom you know shit’s about to go down

How the hobbits see Gandalf: fun uncle grandpa

#IT’S TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #THOUGH HONESTLY THEY PROBABLY SEE GANDALF MORE AS ‘FUN UNCLE GRANDPA WHO’S ALSO A WEED DEALER AND DOES A SIDE LINE OF ILLEGAL FIREWORKS’

that’s the fun part, the whole point of a fun uncle is they are wildly irresponsible

hobbit kids LOVE when Gandalf shows up bcos they know that if they stick to him sooner or later they’ll hear something they shouldn’t or get to do something they shouldn’t or both

ouijiwolf:

Step over ants. Put worms back in the grass. Rescue baby caterpillars. Release spiders back into your garden. Open a window for a bee to fly home. They are all little souls that deserve a life too.

businessofgals:

wlw blogs are basically just a blogger saying “women” and dropping the mic and the crowd absolutely losing their shit over how much they agree and I think that’s beautiful

marisatomay:

apparently tom holland improvised that scene in infinity war is it too early to start campaigning for his oscar

wizphobe:

i cannot get over the entire male avengers cast dancing around the vulgarity of fuck marry kill + in some cases even the implied homoeroticism of having to choose between 3 men, and then the camera cuts to tom holland who does not even have to think before saying out loud, at the official premiere gala that chris hemsworth is also at, that he’d fuck chris hemsworth