Just overheard a girl say proudly and laughing like crazy “let’s get one thing straight! i am!!”. I hope she caught my gaze afterwards because my mere two pupils conveyed a sped-up powerpoint of all the reasons why straight people have been ruining jokes since 3000 BC.
pacific rim au where instead of the precursors being in newt’s brain they’re physically controlling him like in ratatouille so he wears a bowler hat to hide it and when hermann finds out he lifts off his willy wonka ass hat and there’s a tiny precursor clutching strands of his hair in its claws