writhe:

buy land & keep the mineral rights. compost. grow something to eat. build god. learn to work the earth. keep bees. ascend to an ancient, terrifying form. stay on trails while hiking. relearn your ancient tongue that has been dead since the beginning of time. recycle

serotnin:

catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream

arofili:

my forgetful ass: reblogs a post someone just reblogged from me

phoenixtawnyflower:

nebula-cnidaria:

phoenixtawnyflower:

power move: breaking the fourth wall in real life

want to get out of a conversation? this isn’t plot-relevant, I’m out

trying to encourage someone? you’ve got to push the narrative arc, my dude.

someone questioning your divine presence? plot hole, probably.

I always thought “you’ll have to speak with my legal counsel” was good for dodging mundane but awkward questions (why were you late?) but this is clearly superior.

ooh, in that vein, I’m fond of ‘that’s classified.’

vampiraptor:

Can u die from too much love in ur heart

rohie:

*applies mascara to my third eye*

pimsri:

I won’t hesitate, hobbitch.

the-night-prince:

Sauron has returned. His Orcs have multiplied. His fortress of Barad-dûr is rebuilt in the land of Mordor. Sauron needs only this Ring to cover all the lands in a second darkness. He is seeking it… seeking it… all his thought is bent on it. For the Ring yearns, above all else, to return to the hand of its master. They are one; the Ring and the Dark Lord.

byerswiill:

stranger things month ⇛ day twenty: both seasons + favorite funny scene