awfulpigeon:

sadisticprofessor:

Pro Tip: instead of dick pics, show her your knife collection

this has to be about lesbians because no woman sees a mans knife collection and concludes that he is safe to be around

activeangel:

me @ me when i catch myself having feelings for someone:

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

• instant cute outfit with minimal effort
• it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
• sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
• u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

affront:

just wondering but why is unfollowing seen as such a huge thing on tumblr? it’s really really not. like, if someone annoys you? unfollow them. don’t post things you particularly like/care about? unfollow them. hate on your interests? unfollow them! who fucking cares! it’s not like you said you hated them, this is a dumbass social media site just like twitter and instagram.

you don’t always need some grand reason to unfollow/block someone. it’s not that deep.

wokia:

tag yourself

sangled:

sangled:

there are two kinds of ocs

1. i love you

2. i am you

1. god i wish you were real

2. toO REAL TOO REAL

pdmori:

someone, slighty criticizes me to motivate me: :)

me, already on the verge of tears and fucking dying: haha yeah!! thank you ill try to improve!

pinnings:

Coin purse prototype! blegghhhh coins bleeehghh

demonbridge:

three horrifying cases of ghosts and demons + guide to troubled birds