when you start thinking about whether or not characters you like would like you and you canβt actually find an answer and you slowly start realizing youβre seeking validation from fictional characters
infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end
The grandmaster protecting his sugar baby and melting that purple nut sack is my new kink