bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
one thing i love about language is the permanence of idioms. like, we still say “penny for your thoughts” even though pennies are no longer as valuable as they were a few decades ago, and have gone out of circulation entirely in many currencies. and “get off your high horse” and variations are still a popular saying, even though horsemanship is nowhere near as common as it was in past centuries. language is constantly changing and evolving, but some things remain the same, and i think that’s beautiful.
listen i know us tolkien fans don’t always see eye to eye but the one thing i think we can all agree on is that middle-earth would have been infinitely better if they’d had vine
melkor: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstater to put him down
melkor: the benefits of killing him are i would get pushed way less
legolas: i saw you hanging out with kili yesterday!
tauriel: legolas it’s - it’s not what you think!
legolas, drawing his bow: i won’t hesitate, bitch!
pippin: merry look it’s the good kush
merry: this is orthanc, how good can it be?
frodo, casting the ring into the fire: this bitch EMPTY! YEET
