cvssian:

#character development

pearlclam:

bigoledoints:

hotcommunist:

Where’s that Scottish tweet about tfw dancing queen comes on in the club. Pleas.

@tantalums

garashirs:

garashirs:

garashirs:

garashirs:

listen i know us tolkien fans don’t always see eye to eye but the one thing i think we can all agree on is that middle-earth would have been infinitely better if they’d had vine

melkor: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstater to put him down

melkor: the benefits of killing him are i would get pushed way less

legolas: i saw you hanging out with kili yesterday!

tauriel: legolas it’s - it’s not what you think!

legolas, drawing his bow: i won’t hesitate, bitch!

pippin: merry look it’s the good kush

merry: this is orthanc, how good can it be?

frodo, casting the ring into the fire: this bitch EMPTY! YEET

garashirs:

garashirs:

garashirs:

listen i know us tolkien fans don’t always see eye to eye but the one thing i think we can all agree on is that middle-earth would have been infinitely better if they’d had vine

melkor: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstater to put him down

melkor: the benefits of killing him are i would get pushed way less

legolas: i saw you hanging out with kili yesterday!

tauriel: legolas it’s - it’s not what you think!

legolas, drawing his bow: i won’t hesitate, bitch!

pippin: merry look it’s the good kush

merry: this is orthanc, how good can it be?

garashirs:

listen i know us tolkien fans don’t always see eye to eye but the one thing i think we can all agree on is that middle-earth would have been infinitely better if they’d had vine

melkor: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstater to put him down

melkor: the benefits of killing him are i would get pushed way less

fuckyourstupideyebrows:

🎉🎉🎉🎉

dailyaliens:

This is colony ship Covenant, reporting. All crew members apart from Daniels and Tennessee tragically perished in a solar flare incident. All colonists in hypersleep remain intact and undisturbed. On course for Origae-6. Hopefully this transmission will reach the network, and be relayed in 1.36 years. This is Walter, signing off. Security code, 31564-F.

Alien Covenant (2017), dir. Ridley Scott

thesocialnetworkost:

fans who are deeply emotionally invested in thor and loki’s relationship as brothers but who would rather die than see it implied that there is anything romantic or sexual between them whatsoever are braver than any u.s. marine

ive seen some priceless infinity war reaction posts on my dash but this tops them all tbh

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

god is a PUSSY for making demons and shit not canon anymore

sometime around the 15th century demons got retconned out and replaced with capitalists