originalhufflepuff:

edwardsgay:

if I was a vampire on the run from the volturi I would just. hide at the bottom of the fuckin ocean. the ocean is huge. who’s gonna look there? Demetri would look for me and he’d just see darkness and some plankton. like where is this bitch? idk u figure it out u old hoe. I’m somewhere in the fuck you region. good luck scouring the ocean floor, 80% of this planets surface, u dipshit. I drink the blood of the scary creatures down there. I’m chillin. check mate bitch

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rollyroll:

Ty Retailer Catalog (1994)

cousaten:

Moon soda

polygonfighter:

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

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systemshocker:

good evening (in vampire voice)

undomiells:

“I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again.”

bitterfuckinglesbian:

The moon? A lesbian. The sun? A lesbian. The stars? Lesbians. Black holes? Cool scary lesbians. Every planet? A lesbian. All of space? A huge lesbian.

greenjimkirk:

Star Trek: Discovery begins production for season 2!  👀👀👀