antikevinfeige:

when you’re pissed off and on the verge of tears and someone asks you what’s wrong

how would y'all feel if i made a star trek discord

elvenking:

Where does your journey end?

doctorbluesmanreturns:

swan2swan:

I just realized that Han never knew that Luke got his hand chopped off while he was in carbonite and I don’t know which path I want to follow with this information:

1. Han seeing Luke’s injured hand after the sail barge battle and thinking that Luke has been a robot the whole time

2. Luke shaking his hand with a super-firm grip and Han just thinking “Wow this kid has gotten…absurdly strong.”

3. Luke just pulls off his hand one day and throws it at Han.

4. Luke picks up a spacechicken carcass and crushes it with his bare hand and Han is intimidated

5. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and then Luke says “well, actually…” and pulls off his hand and Han falls over the back of his chair

6. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and everyone gasps and Leia says “Too soon!” and Han is confused and they all just rag on him

7. Han needs a battery and Luke just opens up his hand and pulls out a battery and gives it to him and Han just stares

8. Luke reappears after a mission with all the synthflesh off and Han says “I thought it was easy but you LOST YOUR HAND?” and Luke just says “Oh, no, I lost this before Endor” and Han is hurt and betrayed.

9. Luke keeps making hand puns and limb puns and raising his right hand to high-five Han and Han just never gets it

10. Luke excitedly tells Han as they’re waiting to be taken to the Sarlacc because it’s been a whole year that he’s wanted to tell the guy. 

@wisegirlandseaweedbrainforever

erotic-bromance:

Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand. — Gandalf

vulcannic:

a very important gif i just made

spite-cadet:

schmergo:

The most relatable thing about Hamlet is the way he uses strange and surreal dark humor and obscure humorous cultural references to cover up his deep despair, to the utter confusion and concern of all of the older people around him. Hamlet would love memes.

Shakespeare, scrolling through evil Kermit memes in heaven: I was born in the Wrong fucking era

dadbob:

presidentgay:

wuuthradical:

presidentgay:

being gay is just a constant cycle of realizations like…. wow this is why i do that….. wow homophobia impacted me like this,,, wow i do THIS because i’m gay…….. and this………. AND this 

being straight is just a constant cycle of realizations like…. wow this why i do that….. wow heterophobia impacted me like this,,, wow i do THIS because i’m straight……. and this……….. AND this

i can’t even type out a witty rebuttal this is the funniest reply ive ever gotten on a post

if a single straight person ever actually sat themself down and realized “wow i do THIS because i’m straight” the world would be a better place

sol-y-flores:

new alignment chart!

tag yourself i’m when september ends bi