helpower:

Jaegers are Bi Culture

newtgeiszler:

almost every robot is trans because most of them aren’t built with genders but identify as one anyway

sometimes i remember my entire family know my tumblr url and have probably seen everything from the charlie day thirst to multi-paragraph metas on the logistics of dating an alien and it really explains a lot

buffskeleton:

One day, it’ll grow. And every time I look at it, I’ll remember. Remember everything that happened, the good, the bad… and how lucky I am that I made it home.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

darthvcder:

me any time I cook literally anything that’s not frozen or in a box: just call me gordon fucking ramsay lads

shanebergaras:

things that are buzzfeed unsolved culture:

• wheezing (*genuine)
• the phrase “that being said”
• moustaches
• copying ryan’s theory voice
• stealing bridges from demons
• ghoulfriends™️
• hotdogs
• height jokes
• jazzing it
• locking yourself in small rooms with ghosts
• tinfoil hat alien theories
• surprise roleplaying with your bff
• bigfoot

uncooldotcom:

Is he ok?

probablygoodrpgideas:

probablymediocrerpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Pay your DM $20 in real life to get 2000 gp in game

Bring your DM snacks so that he will favor you.

Bring your players snacks so they know you care for them

thestatuspoe:

Was reading Hamlet today and when he talks to Rosencrantz and Guildernstern about Denmark/the world being a prison this popped into my head.

danishprince:

william shakespeare has been dead for 402 slutty, slutty years