uykimim:

reblogging your own posts because they didn’t get enough notes:

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venusisfortransbians:

blautitlewave:

venusisfortransbians:

What she says: I’m fine

What she’s thinking: Wall-e spent days/weeks trying to approach EVE without seeming scary or predatory, more days/weeks worrying about her safety while she was dormant, and a trip across an entire galaxy just for the chance to try and hold her hand? And people still think it’s a straight movie???

I don’t understand

That’s fine

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dykecrimes:

dykecrimes:

From now on I’m only taking fashion advice from the Sailor Moon series

Like let’s be real here

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Every girl in sailor moon is a lesbian and I’m stealing all of their looks

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hiyoshiwakashi:

flaming-fruitcake:

ja-khajay:

ja-khajay:

that one extremely homoerotic painting of a babylonian man listening to a babylonian twink playing babylonian harp. that one

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yeah

I’m the twink

when the bard rolls a nat 20 for seduction

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unpretty:

doctor: so are u on any birth control

me: kind of? i guess? idk a witch put a hex on me that made my womb barren after an internet argument, but i’m not sure how effective it is

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sonny-and-chernobyl:

bobavader:

I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef

If you become infertile, let us know

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01101010-01100100:

‘was this post made for strangers to share with eachother’ is something I try to ask myself before I reblog any post that has no reblogs before mine. please for the love of god try this too

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trevenant:

You know something? Cats just get it… they intrinsically know that if you get overwhelmed you should just pass out in a sunbeam in the middle of the floor because that’s how it be sometimes

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lovecorp:

top: has a hoodie

bottom:Β 

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