reycalrissianskywalker:

not to be super dramatic but I really need Luke Skywalker to be happy and safe and warm

sttng:

sisko: mr garak it appears the station needs your help once again

garak: [lana del rey voice] who, me? i?? [laughs] why, commander, i couldn’t possibly. i’m just a tailor. a humble tailor. a simple, vapid, gay tailor. i only know about trivial, homosexual things like scarves, textiles, classic literature, mimosas–

sisko: mr garak, how many times do i have to tell you? we don’t HAVE that stereotype in the future anymore!! now, you can either help us stop dr bashirs dragon age 57 mod from 3D printing snakes onto the promenade or i’m having you extradited to breen!!!

non-binary-sparrow:

i would die for u   oh my god this is so terrible though i hate this gifset   look at how scared he looks in the second one   like he’s literally trembling   he’s been so brave up to this point but this is the moment when he realizes how over his head he is   he’s been calling himself a jedi for awhile now but he’s still just a kid from tatooine who is now going up against a powerful sith   and this is the moment that he realizes that he’s probably going to die here at the hand’s of darth vader   and he realizes that yoda was right   that he wasn’t ready to take on vader and he should have finished his training   and because he didn’t he might die   but he still doesn’t regret leaving and going to bespin   because there was no way he would ever not go to save han and leia   so it was worth it   because he had to come try to save his friends   even if it means his death   and even despite that and even with how scared he is   there’s still this spark of DEFIANCE in his face  he would never turn to the dark side   he would never beg for his life even  even at his most terrified point he is fighting the empire with his body and soul  he’s just so good   i’m really dying to crawl into that second gif and pull him tightly to me and hug him   (via @softwedge)

your tags utterly destroyed me because i feel the exact same way about this scene

neversarcastic:

When the bae thinks ur trying to cuddle but really you are just sapping their warmth to fuel your own reptilian body

a blog on this site: i love all my fellow tolkien blogs, you guys are so great!

me, who is blocked by op: coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool. no doubt, no doubt.

futchwario:

glimpse into the right timeline

gaycaspian:

gaycaspian:

gaycaspian:

the lay of leithian makes a lot more sense if you imagine it as a dungeons and dragons-style tabletop rpg game between a group of dangerously eager players and an increasingly frazzled DM

“something about the orcs’ demeanor seems…suspicious”

“okay. sauron, roll for a perception check.”

“dude, come on, his nickname is literally ‘The Great Eye’, that’s not fair -”

“finrod, beren, roll for charisma”

*groans amid rattling of dice*

“the werewolf licks his jaws, which are dripping with gore and saliva. he tenses, as if to spring -”

“I FIGHT THE WEREWOLF”

“finrod, you’re chained up. you don’t have any weapons.”

“I FIGHT THE WEREWOLF WITH MY BARE HANDS”

*sigh* “roll for constitution”

“i use my musical abilities to seduce the dark lord!”

“luthien, you can’t just seduce the dark - nat twenty???

…alright, i guess you can seduce the dark lord.”

[some time later]

“luthien, i know it worked before, but this is the god of death, singing him to sleep just isn’t going to work this - nat twenty again, are you fucking serious -”

grimspy:

hvlth-gxth:

He is a wizard. Accept his quest.

HE’S EVEN LISTENING TO VAPORWAVE WTF