someone: all i wanna do is -

some cursed part of my brain that will never forget hearing m.i.a by paper planes for the first time: [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [cash register noise] AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

grunkling:

can you believe this

mandos: nothing you can do will persuade me to bring your boyfriend back from the dead

luthien:

fernstrike:

*thinks about Faramir*
*feels wholesome*
*thinks about Faramir and Eowyn*
*feels more wholesome*

darthvcder:

if ur lgb reblog with your One Straight Ship that u will stan without a doubt. mines mulder and scully from the x files

ghostbuggy:

turns out i am the gay who can cook drive n do math the only thing i cant do is die, apparently

notlostonanadventure:

bussy-pop:

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

terpsikeraunos:

• he’s such a cobweb, a pinch would annihilate him
  
• cockatrice
  
• I’d rather be hugged by a snake
  
• by chance, you’ve managed tolerably
  
• pitiful changeling
  
• it is not poisoned, though I prepared it
  
• don’t degrade yourself into an abject reptile
  
• thou saucy witch