jedihighcouncil:

juwuliandevoworak:

me: wanna do thing….. easy thing…. fun thing.. basic task…….

ADHD brain: basic task machine broke

nunchuk:

Drink this onions…

jedibookshrikeofnorta:

When you hear the correct pronunciation of a characters name after saying it the wrong way for weeks:

annevbonny:

excuse me

terriamon:

alright first of all fuck you

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

new hobby: making up sayings that sound like old country grandma proverbs but are actually complete nonsense, eg

• angels never walk where the devil plants potatoes
• if you go walking in the corn, you’re gonna end up with horseradish

add more you cowards

one of these responses is not like the others

honted:

rooby:

rooby:

rooby:

rooby:

guys i found something revolutionary

i found the site where the arcades get their prizes 

it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these 

 for 9 cents a piece

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?

you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power

jasper-rolls:

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse