shiremaiden:

30 DAY LOTR CHALLENGE | Day 18 ➼ Scenes that make me laugh

“Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of…mission…quest…thing!”

humanoidhistory:

Primordial Earth, illustrated by Chesley Bonestell, 1978.

milknhoneey:

russiacore:

I love grandma activities… sleeping early, drinking tea, knitting, buying ugly sweaters and tacky clothing, gardening, feeding all the neighbourhood cats, sewing… Im all abt that!

what about grandfather culture: reading history books, smoking out of a pipe, sitting in big comfy armchairs, having your own library, getting senior size coffees at mcdonalds … that’s the real mood

nudibunny:

otherkingdom:

film meme: quotes (1/5) ≡ the return of the king (2003)

not by the hand of man shall he fall.

#i listen to this absolutely brilliant tolkien podcast called there & back again and i adore it but#in a recent episode there were complaints about how this scene was adapted from the book#it was felt that her epic legend-worthy speech was diminished in the movie’s portrayal of this scene#and that therefore it wasn’t as badass#I DISAGREE#yes eowyn knocks your socks off in the book SURE but#i LOVE the simplicity of this??#it’s like when indiana jones just shoots that sword dude instead of having the lengthy predictable fight scene#the witchking’s all like#‘time for a throwaway villain line wow just another day at the office for me’#but the way miranada otto deliver’s ‘i am no man'…#it’s with such derision!#like bitch you thought a man could kick your ass this good?? you thought???? i am no MERE MAN#literally i continue to be empowered by this moment every goddamn day#lotr (sappsorrow)

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ladyshadowflame:

There are four levels in this life: softcore, core, hardcore, Melkor.

shiremaiden:

30 DAY LOTR CHALLENGE | Day 17 ➼ Scenery appreciation

“Home is behind, the world ahead.”

foretold:

— And she took a white gem like a star that lay upon her breast hanging upon a silver chain, and she set the chain around Frodo’s neck. “When the memory of the fear and the darkness troubles you,” she said, “this will bring you aid.”

youcantseebutimmakingaface:

the-last-hair-bender:

raiona:

lycaanroc:

“How do people know that you’re gay?”

[Audio Transcription:

Guitar music softly in background.
Exhale.
“So. A lot of people ask, “how do people know that you’re gay?” And I gotta tell ya: I don’t think it’s the haircut. I don’t think it’s the piercings.

I think … 

It’s the sword.” 

End Audio Transcription]

Holy fuck

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