exstraight:

any picture of john mulaney not in a suit is so cursed…whenever i see pictures of him as an snl writer in old flannels and t shirts my mind can’t even comprehend it. my brain straight up cannot reconcile the grungy clothes with that being the salt and pepper diner guy. it’s like seeing an octopus sitting in a tree. is it technically possible? sure. but is it unsettling and difficult to understand? absolutely.

j-oobys:

mishalak:

nitrosplicer:

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted

Weird. I bit into bread and cheese and find myself mischievous knave from the 1500s as ready to drink an ale in good company as to cut the purse of a lord, but is an overall wastrel.

i bite in to bread and cheese and im ratatouille bitch

gretagaywig:

lorde: do you have creme eggs?

server: ma’am it’s july

lorde: oh okay onion rings then?

dua lipa: i should get the rainbow flavour and then pretend to share it with a skinny conventionally pretty girl to trick the gays into listening to my music

janelle monae: yes i would like two scoops of strawberry please. the pink represents the colour of pussy, which i actually have experience in eating, unlike some of us here :) #sexuallyliberated #androidrevolution

grimes (walking in on her hands, followed by marina and lana): OOHSUEKKK One Banana GRAVEL Chip ICE CREAM Served Straight Onto My HandFeet PLEASE

marina: oh… hi there dua. janelle, ella… i didn’t know this was your spot too

lana: ooOOOoohhHH good afternoOn mr ice cream daddy… do you have any nicotine or cocaine flavours in today?

server: uh,

grimes: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAA

lana: oOOh NeverMind mister all american i will have a shake of CHERRIES and chocolate and diamonds… everything….. ameeeriicaaan DrEEaaam

marina: what’s my latest persona again? OH yes i would like your triple berry and your mango sorbet thank you :) froot!

fka twigs, appearing in a cloud of black smoke: s-s-s-sir i would like a scoop of…. a flavour o-o-of OOOOOH BLOOD

rihanna: can i PLEASE just get a scoop of chocolate

sadfishkid:

late night me and morning me don’t share the same brain

lynchhes:

rb w what ur local blockbuster was replaced with

mine is a Five Guys

rckrbelle:

Maude Fealy. Wow, what a beauty.

moonlesbianleia:

imagine dragine

imagons dragons

thesocialnetworkost:

i love girls and being friends with girls

marisketch:

Rewatching Pacific Rim!  Have a Mako.

thylekshran:

Gene Roddenberry died before i was born because he was too scared to face me in combat