countcracula:

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

skarchomp:

dumbledork: harrey you gotta learn that being a shitty wizard is fucking important, do everything i say and learn to fear death every day by age 11 or you’re not worth talking to

gandalf:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

dantes-infernal-chili:

Mr. Brightside

The Killers: Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his-

Parents: *angry collective glare*

The Killers: …chest

this was a revelation i was ill prepared for

juniordreamer:

Me as a fic writer: I better throw in some plot and other characters so the story isn’t too one dimensional 

Me as a fic reader: 

hxrcvles:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

jmberries:

sam wilson deserves to be captain america because he, too, is not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

theartofangirling:

incorrect lotr quotes: (4/?)

[insp.]

stylesgf:

anyways i was a big fan of the barbie animated movies when i was growing up and now buzzfeed has a quiz about it so take this and then tag your result with ur zodiac sign

reycalrissianskywalker:

D’Qar Nine-Nine, part nine (woo!)

I had so many characters I wanted to use for this one but in the end I felt like giving Han the honour.

This is honestly 100% something he’d say.