nvclearbomb:

medusabraids:

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

Understanding this, is gay culture

bewbin:

bewbin:

im watching transformers, ill live blog it 

they transformed 

sh4tterstar:

⚔️⭐⚔️

here’s some obligatory neon light cosplay selfies in honor of basically finishing my shatterstar cosplay for the con in july

the jacket and pants r from amazon, i added the x’s, the shirt and belt r from hot topic, the belt buckle is from etsy

baaulp:

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

agent-nemesis:

subhux:

daisysdrivers:

SNL | Fish Dreams

I can’t believe Adam Driver is living all our dreams by not only fucking a fish man but also marrying and procreating with him

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oh my god

heyfightme:

heyfightme:

heyfightme:

Maybe the gayest reaction I’ve ever had to something was when I was like 14 and reading ‘Twilight’ for the first time, and when Bella first said she was in love with Edward I was like, “what the fuck. Since when? He’s your friend.” I legit thought she was interested in him out of like,,,,,,, professional curiosity smh

I’m gonna write ‘Twilight’ fanfic in which Bella is a lesbian and Edward is gay, and they’re best human/vampire mates who solve murders together. I’m going to change all the character names and publish it under the title ‘Blood Buddies’.

[not]Bella: I know things were probably pretty dire in the 1800s, sex-wise, but you could’ve… I don’t know, been an Oscar Wilde boy toy. You’re pretty enough.

[not]Edward: Do you enjoy this? Do you enjoy causing me pain?

[not]Bella: …you’re the oldest twink in the world. How does that feel?

combat-femme:

Let’s celebrate that Ronald Reagan is still dead.

1 note = 1 liter of piss on his grave.

newtguyzler:

6-phds-and-no-sense:

hey everyone what’s your favorite drift screenshot mine is hermann dramatically looking at the wrong part of a slide rule

he was using it to spy on a cute boy

beigency:

#they all have this dramatic entrance  #and then theres bruce