Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
yall why the fuck does this have sixty fucking notes stop
im on my hands and fucking knees please dont reblog this im gonna crytype if this gets 100+ notes Please Stop its already at 91 (92 counting this)
two hundred and fucking four notes. two hundred…. and fucking. four. notes. what is wrong with you people.
Let’s not tear other girls down you ugly lesbian bitch who doesn’t know how to do makeup and has bad eyebrows and gross skin lmfao by the way 10% off at glossier using my code SPINELESS xx #girlssupportinggirls
just saw the words “did rasputin do something problematic, i thought he was just russias greatest love machine” and that is just an incredible, incredible sentence. i want you to imagine explaining that to an early 20th century russian citizen. just fantastic.
A year ago, I rejoined out of the blue and was surprised to find that, the second time around, Tumblr was a far kinder place than before. in just a year I’ve gained five hundred followers, many of whom are mutuals I’ve grown close to. I’ve joined nets, groups, birthday pages, and met fantastic people along the way. Thank you all for a lovely year, and I hope we can have many more together.
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