gahtsby:

it's all in the mind

john-mulaney:

John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

m–ood:

Red-eyed crocodile skinks are mini dragons

captainsnoop:

some fucking idiot doctor with a piece of shit degree: you shouldn’t touch your face after petting a cat, it can really irritate your eyes and nose even if you’re not allergic! 

me, a fucking genius: *smashing my entire face in my cat’s belly and getting scratched for it*

toujours-fidele:

ask-the-egos:

mindfulwrath:

apricots-from-nara:

oni-queen:

sassenach-kiss:

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.

Cowboys in the Old West were also notoriously gay

MY TRUE OTP

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

frenums:

trifecta

theunderlyingindividuality:

andybrnards:

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

bitchyrichietozier:

me re-reading a paragraph for the 16th time because even though I’m reading the words, my brain won’t let me comprehend a single thing: blease,,,,,,,, I want to read this,,,,,,

My fucking ADHD bitch brain:

i don’t give a Fuck and Shit. Die.