mxmooniper:

Hunger

vulcanette:

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

kobolde:

kobolde:

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for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you’ll never guess who it’s about

poeciles:

couples t shirts that say “please ask me about birds” and “please for the love of god don’t ask her about birds”

snoppy:

i make posts when I’m nervous like a bad dog

obsoleteforums-deactivated20221:

triggerblaze345:

You have to give up one of these types of meat forever. Which are you giving up?

Beef (cow)

Pork (pig)

Chicken

Fish

I’m a vegetarian/vegan so I don’t eat meat.

memecucker:

St Andrew: I am not worthy to have the same manner of death as our Lord so if you must crucify me then may I request you turn the cross upside down?

Roman guard: Oh is this like a thing or something with you guys? We were just talking about how that Peter guy asked the same thing in Rome

St Andrew: What the fuck? Are you serious? This was my idea first and I told him about it and Peter goes off and does it before me?What a fucking asshole uhhhh what about an X shape can you do an X shape like that’s still a pair of wooden beams right

Roman guard: I mean, an X would be a entirely different thing and I’ve never designed something to asphyxiate hanging from an X but, ok you know what that sucks your friend stole your idea and did it first so sure we can make it work

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while at work today i had the mental image of shooting a distress flare out into the open ocean for sea monsters to fetch like a dog owner throwing sticks in the park and i decided i wanted to share that with you all

tiegrex:

jellyfishmakeoutparty:

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

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a) a baybey!

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b) I know what you are.

@malzen0 sorry i’m obsessed with your tag